A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears ‘God is watching you’.
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says, ‘What is your name?’ . The bird replies, ‘Moses’. The burglar laughs and says, ‘What kind of idiot names their parrot Moses’ And the bird replies ‘The same idiot who named his Rottweiler – God’
